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I went from thinking Seth Godin and Seth Rogen were the same dude, to getting published on Ratehub in just four months, and then…
Fell off a cliff and stopped writing for the next four months.
You’re probably wondering why you should care about anything this loser has to say.




Well, the truth is, you aren’t qualified to be a loser unless you actually lose.
I’ve had over 100 rejected Upwork proposals, a failed website, and countless unanswered cold outreach emails.

In other words, I'm starting to figure out what not to do.
And by finding out what doesn’t work, you get that much closer to finding out what does (at least that's what I tell myself so I can sleep at night...)

At this point, you're probably like yeah all this is good, but who even are you? How do we know you can write?
Well, you don't have to take my word for it.

(Unless it's about his beard routine)

Earth and Space

A picture of me and Gary Bencivenga together (kinda zoomed out)

Image by Terry Vlisidis

Me and Jimmy Daly (shouldn't have asked the photographer to zoom in...)

If all this sounds fun, but you don't know if I'm worth your time, you're still reading, aren't you?

To avoid all the Marketing Ls I took and get the best chance on the internet for my sense of humor to rub off on you, check out my emails.

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